Alternate Universe
- Sara: OMG i guess this is where you go when you cant drink
- me: dude it's a baby explosion
- Sara: is this some kind of meeting behind us?
- me: maybe they're fixin to play D&D
- Sara: xxx?
- me: swingers?
- Sara: straight edge.
- me: omg maybe
- Sara: i need to stop staring
- me: yeah I need to quit looking over at the people on the couch. I can totally hear them without looking.
- Sara: i hate people who talk
- me: do you think they hang out with him because he's different and they think it makes them cool to hang out with the "weird guy"?
- Sara: that's a big idk... i hate people who talk like this. the way too heady shit
- me: the ones who base their political views on high school government classes and popular comedians - those are the ones who make me gag
- Sara: yes gag
- me: seriously how do you go from politics to Buffy in one step? that's something only an 18 year old would do... COULD do
- Sara: sooo scary - i'm glad i was quiet. didnt say the dumb shit that went through my head in high school.
- Sara: O M G
- me: omg the homeboy bringing up the rear is missing like all of the front toofs
- Sara: i love how all of those boys have an ex-girlfriend
- me: yeah I bet if you asked the girls they'd be like "omg ew he's the creepy guy who sits behind me in Biology!"
- Sara: ICP TEESHIRT!!!!!
- me: omg for real?
- Sara: yes
- me: I don't want to look but I need to seeeeeee
- Sara: we need to be more inconspicous
- me: turn the webcam around! tape this shit!!!
- me: I dunno if anyone else will think this shit is incredible
- Sara: "my favorite file on my computer" he just said that
- me: ANIME? REALLY!!!
- Sara: THE FILE IS SO COMPLEX!!!!
- me: I'm sure he has them ranked in order of how nerdy it is... "nerd halfie" "nerd boner" "MASSIVE NERDRECTION"
- Sara: dude. this kid can switch topics faster than...insert amazing chaely andictote
- me: faster than a grocery bagger on speed
- Sara: chipmunk on sterioids
- me: it's like everything ridiculous about high school losers all crammed into one conversation
- Sara: and one person. this is worse than a FULL DAY of watching tila tequila marathon
- me: this shit is killing my brain. I imagine this is what doing shrooms in public feels like.
- Sara: wait. he just answered his phone. "good morning, how can i serve you?"
- me: what!??!?!?! omg dude who just walked in with the guitar has a ponytail and a flame shirt... this is like some sort of bizarre movie
- Sara: oh god. why does he have to recap the video they're watching... THEY JUST FUCKING SHOWED IT why???? why?????????? WHY????? my brain... hurts... so much... look at my face... wtf... who is this?
