Buttcrack Culture
Appreciating the lesser members of society
Jan 31
Jun 17
To set up the joke…
Craigslist Missed Connection
- ryan the decorator: Looking for two girls to come over for some bj action for a friend and me. Do not expect anything in return, because it ain't happening. We just got some new fuckin' haircuts, and are in the zone. If your down, hit me up with a message. Your pics for ours. Please, for the love of God, no fatties. If we don't here from you soon, I'll be in the club grinding on every piece of pussy that walks in that place. Fuckin jaeger bombs.
- Me: POWER BARS! Haha - funny post.
- ryan the decorator: My post wasn't a fucking joke. I'm fucking wasted. You should have got on the phone earlier, fucking skank.
Apr 04
Craigslist Missed Connection
- Chaely: To the 2 guys pushing a rather large television up Main Street on a small rolling desk chair, I was impressed by the determination. I hope you made it.
- 2 Guys: well we made it...that was hard work! We would like to know if you would like to consider a "three some" 2 nite because after all, rest deserves play!!!
- Chaely: I'm gonna have to pass, but thanks for the offer. Sincerely, 90 year old bridge troll
Jan 27
No explanation necessary - old, redneck, drunk lady moovin’ to the sweet sounds of Michigan Center’s finest. We only assume it was her significant other grinding on her, but at that place, it could have been anyone. Hot.
Jan 08
“ I should have never taken a class where I only understood one word in the title.
— college girl at hipster coffee shop; featured on overheardlines.com
Jan 05
“ All girlfriends do is take all of your money. I dated one girl for a year, she took all of my money, and she never even kissed me.
— Oh really?
“ I wouldn’t mind being hooked up. I want a girl who is somewhat smart… has some things in common with me… and is at least 100 lbs smaller than my ex.
— boy at coffee shop
“ We’re getting married. Then she’ll be like “I want dick now, bye.
— girl at coffee shop talking about marrying a female friend.
